Whatever that means
Thank you for your letter dated 4 October. Your commitment to responsible lending is commendable, if a little tardy. However, you will need to explain the logic that leads from your stated commitment to your decision to close my credit card account because I don’t use the card or owe any money on it. Hasn’t our Prime Minister just said that the most responsible form of indebtedness is none at all?
This is Ellen on the phone to her grannie captured on Impossible film. Blah blah blah blah blah. I could tell you where she gets that trait but I’d only get into trouble. Let’s just say it’s not carried on the Y chromosome. I think I was too close.